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King Saud University

College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
King Saud University is still better than KFUPM, cope and seethe.
by Al7mar October 2, 2022
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Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.
Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).
by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025
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King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.
by Knmagor October 13, 2023
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Rat king

No Cody, you idiot, he's referring to an ACTUAL EXPERIMENT done with rats (Studying social hierarchies across time) where THAT actually happened. I can't remember the name of the experiment but the IS, in fact, a thing that happened and was done to rats. You can probably find the experiment on YouTube. That's where I saw it.
Hym "But you're RIGHT! That's NOT what a rat king is. Very smart boy. But that IS a thing that was done in a rat experiment. You don't know what you're talking about."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
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Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
by ctk_lover December 2, 2021
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Lewd king

to look very lewd
"here comes the Lewd king"
by banan minions April 18, 2022
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Neruda King

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.
Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?
by El papi benito August 18, 2021
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