high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

Dong High Defense

A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.

Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS

Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.

What is that?

YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

by WeedsFan September 1, 2013

personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.

Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.

by JGun March 25, 2011

High Hippie Area

Areas with dense populations of hippies or hippie-like activities. High Hippie Areas (HHA) are most notably found in cities on the western cost of the United States. Temporary HHAs may be declared in the event of sudden but relativity short gatherings of hippie populous, as in the case of the great hippie flood of 1969 (otherwise known as Woodstock).

Eric Cartman hates high hippie areas.

by Walker and Texas Ranger November 19, 2011

Parkdale High School

One of the many high schools that has a drug problem.

Dude parkdale high school is full of stoners

by WatsonIsComingForYou November 23, 2021

Rare high moment

I have no idea wtf this actually means but I hear it a lot on 2fort servers.

Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*

Game chat:

The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!

"Bro what the actual fuck does 'rare high moment' actually mean?"

"Not a fuckin' clue cunt."

by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023

Catholic high school

Catholic high school is a school in Bishan, Singapore, where all the coolest peeps go. Our blood is all green, because wynat and we have the best chers and bros

“Dang, that guy’s from Catholic high school, he’s so freaking cooooll

by GordonYanzy January 31, 2023