Urbandictionary 

The place where ur here right now

Urbandictionary the place where he are ™

Urbandictionary by Mr. Alli the girl and man May 27, 2022

urbandictionary.com 

u know like in 'transformers' wen the autobots came to earth and were speaking english and one of them said ''we learned earth's language from the world wide web''... if they had visited/learned from urbandictionary.com, they would have destroyed every single life form on this sad stupid-definitions-by-retarded-teens-on-waste-of-internet-space-websites-like-urbandictionary chinese-populated planet of ours.

autobot: we learnd earth's language from urbandictionary.com

optimus prime: and now, instead of saving these weak fucktards from the deceptitards, we must destroy this chinese-people-infested wasteland!!!

other autobots: hey mehngg! wtf!!, u must have had a shit load of gay men's jizz fo' breakfast!!

optimus prime: AUTOBOTS SELF-DISTRUCT RIGHT NOWW!!! AND THATS A FUCKIN ORDER!

*and they all self-distruct and wipe out humanity*

urbandictionary.com by an airborne thing December 21, 2009

urbandictionary editors 

The people who decide which entries are too stupid for submission and which ones are worth submitting. Without them, urbandictionary.com would cease to exist, or be crowded with even more garbage entries than are socially aceptable.

Don't hate on the urbandictionary editors.

urbandictionary editors by Dr. Ivy Thorne June 29, 2011

urbandictionary 

a website that is too celtic and swiss to be high brow. its writers are probably beatles and indie rock fans who are skinny math nerds that don't use heroin.

the people over at urbandictionary .com don't understand that anglo-saxon culture, and not celtic culture, is the dominant culture in the United States of America.

urbandictionary by Suevic Aryan March 12, 2018

Urbandicktionary 

So you really searched this up? I mean I guess it has a definition but were you really expecting anything specific? Well, I'll give you a definition but after this promise, you HAVE to do your homework. Ok? Here it is: The penis-related section of Urbandictionary. It is the thing you read when you are bored or just need SOMETHING to jerk off to when your school or work has blocked everything else.

You: I have to study for my quiz
Your brain: what about you cum to Urbandicktionary instead
You: Actually that sounds really nice

Urbandicktionary by dO yOuR hOmEWOrK 🥓🧂 October 10, 2022

Urbandictionaryesque 

A slang term created on urban dictionary - often unused by the magority of the magority.

Man, I felt totally velocitized after flying down the highway and then turning onto the 25 mph street.

Velocitized, hmmm, that word seems a bit urbandictionaryesque to me. I like it!

Urbandictionaryesque by Ishan Wijetilleke November 9, 2008

urbandictionarydissed 

Rejection by the editors of urbandictionary when there are other derogatory terms already published.

Why did they publish that terrible word and reject my clever one? I got urbandictionarydissed!

urbandictionarydissed by Gemlia August 20, 2010