Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Lego Hand

To make a Lego hand to choke someone

Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021

hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.

That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.

by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013

Long Hands

Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.

1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.

by sharerainbows March 3, 2023

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me

“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021