Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

thorn cock

A cock with horns like lil nas x

That dude got a thorn cock

by Yaboyja February 14, 2022

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

Cock snap

Alternative name for dick pics.

I'm sick of receiving unsolicited cock snaps!

by LighLigh February 24, 2022

Fran's Cock

When a female in a friend group predominantly occupied by males is packing the most heat. Someone with Fran's Cock is usually at least 12 inches long.

Damn that girl really has Fran's Cock.

by Joebrook March 3, 2022

Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005