cry box

N. (Noun)

1. A derogatory Term relating to the anus.

1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.

2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!

by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021

Box destroyer

Chips Regan

Chips has slayed so many boxes, he’s the ultimate box destroyer.

by -Galileo^ May 10, 2024

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

Hot Dog Box

1. A family-run hot dog restaurant in Chicago offering tasty steak hot dogs

2. Slang for a woman's vagina

Joe: Man! I just got done eating at the Hot Dog Box and it was delicious!
Steven: Wait! The restaurant or your girls snatch?
Joe: Both!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Shower Boxing

Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.

John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.

by wedgeguy December 21, 2021

Wok box

An attractive girl of Asian descent

"Bro, have you seen that exchange student from China?" Total wok box, would bang."

by rickroll123 December 3, 2017

rusty back box

A bird who won’t take it up the arse

She wouldn’t let blast her rusty back box

by Yorkus December 26, 2018