monkey toe bullshit

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

by alexxx April 23, 2006

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Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

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Monkey Duck Boy

Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.

That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy

by jad1965 November 7, 2009

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when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).

i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.

by dhr46 June 12, 2011

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