When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder mug.“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joe mug.Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
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by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
Get the Cock In Hand mug.Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
Get the Pringle Hands mug.Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
Get the Pringle Hands mug.When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021
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