When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
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Get the left-handed turkey sandwich mug.An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
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Get the handed a board mug.1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
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Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
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Your satisfaction is, um... guaranteed
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All you got to do is
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Now, now, now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you
What you gotta do is
You gotta free your mind
So come on
Check this out
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Come on!
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need, whoa-whoa
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now listen up!
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school, oh baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down
Everything you want is what I need
Your satisfaction is, um... guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free, no-oh-oh
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, yeah
Now, now, now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you
What you gotta do is
(Lay your hands on me), lay 'em on me
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, I can feel the people sing
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(Lay your hands on me)
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, I can feel the people sing
(Lay your hands on me), I can feel my heart sing
(Lay your hands on me), if you wanna lay them on, baby, come on now
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And remember (Lay your hands on me)
Well, move it on (Lay your hands on me)
Oh, turn around now (Lay your hands on me)
Lay, lay, lay, yeah (Lay your hands on me)
(Lay your hands on me)
Lay your hands on me
by Death Menace July 30, 2023
Get the Lay Your Hands On Me mug.Another word for a man jerking off.
Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"
Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"
Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?
Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone
Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone
by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019
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