Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole

Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night

by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024

hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.

"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

Faraday's left hand rule

A cool gang hand sign Dr Dara O' Hogan taught his physics class in oaks park high school, used to refer to the good old days when Dr O' Hogan used to teach physics (he was a good guy but he couldn't teach to save his life (nobody learnt anything))

Ay yo waagwan famz, #ripdrohogansjobatoaks *does Faraday's left hand rule*

by KaboobaLEES October 1, 2017

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023