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Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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Bosnian Monkey Lick

The act of licking the shit and blood out of a girls ass and vagina while she is on her period
So what did you do to her Rhet
I gave her the ole Bosnian Monkey Lick
by Dabturkey69 May 12, 2019
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Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.
After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.
by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003
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rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
by CMorgan April 25, 2006
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