by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020
Get the Edward Scissor-Handsmug. After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
Get the Jizz Handsmug. by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011
Get the rhythm handmug. by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021
Get the hands up don't nukemug. The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
Get the Dorito Handsmug. Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
Get the Ham Handedmug. Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
Get the Fuzzy Hand Brakemug.