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John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.
“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris
by BBML07 August 18, 2022
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John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
by butte phucker August 31, 2019
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John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.
girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021
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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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John (douglas)

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!
by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023
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John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
by Stonewallism November 5, 2018
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John

that mf John is acting goofy today.
by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021
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