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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Fat bonobo

A name you can call someone while you see a kid walking out of the fair grounds
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Omg did u see that fat fuck leon
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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.
Run away it’s a fat alien whale!
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fat

a descriptive word.
it has no deeper meaning.

it should not determine
the worth
(or lack thereof)
of a human being.
(Amanda Lovelace: the princess saves herself in this one. page 17)
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matty b with da booty fat

skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.
"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"
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