I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

we play nothing but rock

What every local, censored, toilet and s&x humor, monster energy, wwe watching, motocross watching, monster jam watching, festival giveaway, rock/metal radio station.

102.3 we play nothing but rock

by Nascarfan2007 April 25, 2023

Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.

Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot

by Icet3003 October 24, 2016

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003