Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

tic tac penis

A really small dick that could only please an ant

Yeah my boyfriend barny we had sex for the first time and then I found out that he had a tic tac penis eewewwwwww

by shakakajklmao February 26, 2017

Adam Sandler Penis

A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.

It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.

by AntiCircumcisionMan February 8, 2021

Finney Penis

1. Very small and minimal in stature. 2. One that does not please females

1. "Great, he has Finney Penis. I wish he could get it up, but I would have more fun with a pen at this point."

by johnny11 December 2, 2010

peanut butter and penis

when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)

girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!

by mr badass 000 April 29, 2012

Rawr Bear Penis

Is a lifestyle movement created by memebers of the Florida heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike. It's associated with the having of fun doing absolutly anything. Also, it's generally associated with raukus behavior, crude jokes, drinking, complete randomness, not caring what others think and generally having fun with everything and everyone. People involved in this movement will received nicknames based upon a funny incident in which they are assigned a random name. People may also recieve alter ego which they can spend the day under. It is said that the movement creates positive feelings and inner peace through having fun.

S.U.T.S: "Do you have your puppets?"
Pony: "of course, that's excactly what this bar needs, is a puppet show"
S.U.T.S "if you think it would work"
Pony: "Rawr bear penis"
S.U.T.S: "waist hugs?"

by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010

Your Genus Penis

The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS

Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

by WankMaster54 May 22, 2018