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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
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Biggs Job

To please the female body in any type of sexual way that lisa wants.
by BrittBratt35 March 18, 2022
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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...
by Chief long straw January 12, 2025
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by ikca26 June 24, 2016
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