talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

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Get the talking into god’s telephonemug.

God

Good only dude.

O just won the lottery...nothing but God

by 2012021 February 23, 2021

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Get the Godmug.

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

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Get the good morning and god blessmug.

scrap god

hunk of metal

darwin: "woah you are scrap god"
noémie: "woah thank you" *dies*

by dinge2422\ June 21, 2022

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Get the scrap godmug.

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

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Get the Oh my god, you are such a Capricornmug.

Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

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