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Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.
"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"
by itsanon February 17, 2024
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yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016
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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Bob Job

When you're almost out of booze and you need a ride down to the liqour store so you call your friend Bob for a ride.
Lord help me y'all I am almost out booze, I need a Bob Job NOW! He needs to give me a ride down to the Quicker Liqour Dicker Store.
by PicklePatriot June 1, 2024
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pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.
"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"
by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024
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Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .
"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".
by Puppetfromvegas March 30, 2025
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eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm
Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.
by Career Lover January 8, 2016
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