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Get the St. Louis Slop Job mug.A completed task, project, or piece of work that was executed haphazardly with questionable quality and minimal effort. The end result technically exists and may appear finished at first glance, but closer inspection reveals shortcuts, missing steps, or substandard workmanship. A bluff job is what you get when someone prioritizes speed and appearance over actual quality and thoroughness.
Typically used as a noun to describe the final product of rushed, careless, or corner-cutting work. Often discovered during quality checks, inspections, or when problems emerge that reveal the original work was inadequate. Common in construction, engineering, office work, and any field where quality standards matter.
Example 1:
"This weld is a total bluff job. Sure, it looks like it's holding the beam, but there's no penetration. This won't pass inspection."
Example 2:
"I had to redo the entire analysis because the previous engineer did a bluff job. Half the load calculations were copied from a different project and didn't even match our site conditions."
Example 3:
"The landscaper did a bluff job on our yard. The sod is already dying because he didn't prep the soil properly. Just rolled it out and called it done."
Example 4:
"Don't hire that contractor again. Every project turns into a bluff job with them. Looks fine in photos but falls apart within six months."
Example 5:
"My intern submitted what I can only describe as a bluff job. The report had a cover page and conclusions, but the middle section was just lorem ipsum text. Did he think I wouldn't read it?"
Related Terms:
Bluffed (verb): The act of performing a bluff job
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently executing subpar work
Synonyms:
Half-assed work, rush job, hack job
Example 1:
"This weld is a total bluff job. Sure, it looks like it's holding the beam, but there's no penetration. This won't pass inspection."
Example 2:
"I had to redo the entire analysis because the previous engineer did a bluff job. Half the load calculations were copied from a different project and didn't even match our site conditions."
Example 3:
"The landscaper did a bluff job on our yard. The sod is already dying because he didn't prep the soil properly. Just rolled it out and called it done."
Example 4:
"Don't hire that contractor again. Every project turns into a bluff job with them. Looks fine in photos but falls apart within six months."
Example 5:
"My intern submitted what I can only describe as a bluff job. The report had a cover page and conclusions, but the middle section was just lorem ipsum text. Did he think I wouldn't read it?"
Related Terms:
Bluffed (verb): The act of performing a bluff job
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently executing subpar work
Synonyms:
Half-assed work, rush job, hack job
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