Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.

Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!

by Havenoshame June 22, 2022

Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed

by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017

ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

by jovato May 12, 2003

Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 11, 2019

First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.

You're lovely precious first-hand boy!

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

Who's ass is it bout to get these hands

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )

Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands

by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018