Handful

5 ounces
Unit of measurement
Often used by Mr Green

A handful.
That's 5 ounces of Mr Green's favourite unit of measurement.

by Roodedoo January 17, 2021

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 30, 2021

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

hand trampoline

slang term for a butt that i (kaylor) just invented

hamnd trampoline
:hand trampoline

by ham trampiline February 1, 2021

Hands

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.

Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.

His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.

Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.

Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.

by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021