side cheese 

The cheese that is falling off a slice of pizza due to a sloppy cut. Often it's easy to rip this off and eat it straight.

Dogg, lemme get your side cheese.

Sorry bro, I already gave it to that guy over there.

side cheese by mistamattk March 10, 2007

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

Cream Cheese Sandwich by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

Foreskin Cheese 

my friends minecraft horse

Friend: ay yo man look my horse man
Me: aight
Also Me: Dude why
Friend: its ya boi Foreskin Cheese

Foreskin Cheese by sliterthatdicker August 25, 2019

Have Some Cheese!

the expression yelled prior to launching a rotten cheeseball out of a movie car, normally directed at a pedestrian

Dave yelled "Have some cheese" and then chucked a stanky cheeseball out of the car window, nailing a senior citizen on the head

Have Some Cheese! by Phil H September 13, 2002

Eat the Cheese 

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Dirty Morrison woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

Eat the Cheese by Dr. Davidoff Vilson July 23, 2008

Fromunga Cheese 

A fungal type of cheese that grows around your asshole when you don't wipe properly.

What do you want on your toast? I have some fresh Fromunga cheese for you!

Fromunga Cheese by P-lum Sizzauce November 29, 2004

deaf cheese 

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.

I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.

deaf cheese by Big Brown Cow March 30, 2005