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Cheesed to meet you

A pun based on the phrase "Pleased to meet you". This "joke" is not very funny and people who say it are not funny either.
Adam: Cheesed to meet you!

DogCowy: :hamster:
by thegoldensorte September 3, 2020
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cheese whiz poop

When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.
"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"
by Honey Blumpkins January 21, 2017
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Jalisco Lip Cheese

The white pasty crap attached to unusually hairy pussy lips. (Aptly named after the famed Mexican cheese that people died from after eating said tainted queso in the 1980's)
I gagged on some Jalisco Lip Cheese last night while diving.
by E Normous Johnson March 6, 2009
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curdled cum cheese

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin
is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA
by Cheeko Marico Sanchaz January 21, 2009
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Big Mac nigga dick cheese

A big beefy nigger eats a big mac while spanking the meat with his dick cheesed meat
by bigmacniggadickcheese November 14, 2021
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shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries

A saying notifying carelessness or heedless feelings. Coined by Regina George, a fictional character from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.
"Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: *Confused look* Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. "
by Tharow May 1, 2010
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