Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

Hand powered recovery center

The recovery center in the popular object show, BFDI.
this revives a character after they've died, by typing in their name and cranking the handle.

"I suggest we should go to the hand powered recovery center."

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.

She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.

by Mayham January 2, 2011

Rock Hands

People who do this are hot.
They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.

Ur hot, u definitely do rock hands in pictures

by Jimmy3207 September 20, 2022

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017