blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Roses are red and violets are blue

Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...

Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

by IberExists2 February 11, 2022

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

Blue flag

The bringer of vibes, the pusher of plans, the asker of more!

“Satish made this Goa plan happen, he’s a walking-talking blue flag”

by Leo Burnett July 12, 2024

Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue

It’s Perkins the blue waffle

by YungSper June 10, 2022

code blue

when a girl has her period { a code to all girls }

girl 1 : code blue ?
girl 2 ( with period ) : yeah code blue.

by Mia Schnapp November 29, 2018

blue sky fever

The imaginary illness one feels upon waking up to a sunny sky on a work day.

She's not coming in to work today, she's got a case of blue sky fever

by worker3853 April 3, 2017