push and pull

to jerk off while taking a shit. hence push and pull

man, grosss.....who was push and pulling in the bathroom

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

Pulling a "Mattily"

When someone whom could be considered retarded, or mental/a whore believes someone or something that is out-of-the-ordinary or unrealistic is real or right. Also it is when someone (usually a chick) is just plain stupid. And when youre thinking What the Fuck is she talking about in your head....

Lauren Mattil asked what the dangling thing in her mouth was, everyone responded "Tilapia" and she said "Thats what i thought" she had pulled a major "Mattily"....

Allie was chatting with some friends when Jack decided to try pulling a "Mattily" on her... so he explained that cats were bullet proof due to the refraction causes by the bullets trajectory... she said yeah and agreed...

by Madison Palms February 27, 2009

pulling a Wirtual

Performing under extreme pressure in a critical moment and doing good at whatever you're doing.

"I tried pulling a Wirtual last night, and I did it."

by somebodysomeonewillneverknow February 26, 2023

Pulling a Taylor

The act of trying to be funny but epically failing

The man tried to make a funny joke in his speech, but he ended up Pulling a Taylor

by The Mexicutioner February 8, 2010

Pulled a hammy

To run from gunfire.

The chopper came out and that nigga pulled a hammy.

by aChopperNsumDope January 3, 2010

Pulling a hoss

The intention, the desire, or the act of doing any of the following to a girl much younger than you who you shouldnt be messing with: Dating with/without expecting to recieve sexual gratification either manually, or from your more than likely infant partner, wanting to date, or the more than likely obsessive stalking that someone pulling a hoss will do to their junior high victims. If you have a 13 year old sister, dont invite this guy over.

justin: hey zach did you hear about cliftons girlfriend?
zach: ya i did. dude thats sick! he's totally pulling a hoss.

by Zach(Jackie Chan) June 9, 2009

Pull a Gabe

When someone gets mad at you for liking a certian band or song or genre of music because they liked it first, or because you dont dress a certian way, this is considered to be pulling a gabe!

Matt: Bring me the horizon is a good band!!
Gabe: OMG YOU CANT LIKE THEM!!! YOU DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!!
Jon and Stephan: Way to pull a gabe

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009