National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

d-rocked

getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.

Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"

by nach015 January 10, 2012

Roof Rock

A rock that lies on the roof.

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.

by A Rock Geologist April 10, 2018

guy with a rock in his foot

Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face

Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes

by Guy with a rock in his foot December 21, 2019

Dirt Rock

The literal scum of the earth. A person doesn't get any lower than this, the last stop.

Have you seen James lately? Dude has become a total dirt rock.

by Aswaja2020 August 8, 2022

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023