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Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
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Codependent dumbass

A sex act where one partner gives a foot massage whilst the receiver messages their ex and masturbates.
Man, last night we did the codependent dumbass and cried ourselves to sleep.
by StareIntoTheVoid March 19, 2017
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The Dumbbell Technique

While eating food such as a chicken tender, you dip both sides in sauce or you can use two different sauces and then eat it.
He's using the dumbbell technique to eat his chicken tenders.
by The Dapper Dan Man May 4, 2018
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Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore is a very powerful wizard from J.K Rowling's series of book called Harry Potter.
Albus Dumbledore died because of Snape.
by blah_oink_bork May 24, 2018
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legit dumbass

a person that is very dumb. the dumbest you can get. is very blind also but only when it comes to a nasty lookin boy. ( love you tho)
by Fuckinfgsj July 2, 2018
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Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.
Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.
by nintendojo August 14, 2018
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detrimental-dumbdumb

A person you work with who’s capacity for wisdom is so lacking that he or she costs the business more than the product of her work.
To get things done efficiently, avoid detrimental-dumbdumb as they make a mess of efficient work flow by taking conversations off into tangents, making irresponsible claims that halt projects until extra work is performed to prove them false, or forcing bottleneck approval processes.
by Tysty7 June 12, 2019
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