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empty bed syndrome

Feeling lonely when you're used to sleeping next to somebody but now you have to sleep alone.
Arturo broke up with his girlfriend and now at night he suffers from an acute case of empty bed syndrome.
by misskiki February 19, 2009
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delusional faggot syndrome

a disease that predominantly affects people ages 18 onward who often frequent bars and make up stories in a false sense of grandeur to not be overshadowed by his friends and peers. people who suffer from delusional faggot syndrome (D.F.S.) often exhibit primitive behavior, such as recycling uninteresting stories, false claims of wealth, drastically lying about the weight of his sexual partner or just generally being a insecure doucher. although many scientists are debating it's origins, many believe people are born with, thus making it untreatable.
man 1: "damn tommy's delusional faggot syndrome is really getting out of hand, man"
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."

gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.
by deez_nuts November 6, 2013
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South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.
Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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Magaluf Downer Syndrome

The horrible feeling you get when your back home after a holiday to magaluf
John: Dude i feel so depressed since coming home

Doctor Pete : you got Magaluf downer syndrome!
by Milic15 August 1, 2010
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Phantom Forces Syndrome

Phantom Forces Syndrome is a psychological phenomenon that can acur when you play the Roblox game Phantom Forces for a large amount of time, symptoms include but are not limited to.

1. Suddenly becoming a Femboy, Furry or Trans.

3. Acute onset of Crippling Depression.

4. Simping for any Female they come across only to end up being Catfished.

5. Suddenly seeking attention from everyone even making up fake mental disorders to gain attention.

6. Suddenly using anime profile pictures everywhere online.
Hey i saw you post a picture on Instagram were you were wearing Femboy clothes, Did you get Phantom Forces Syndrome?.
by Guus439 April 3, 2022
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Light Bar Syndrome

When high or drunk and you are convinced that you see police lights on most of the cars that pass you.
P1: Shit dude a cop!
P2: Chill out bro you got LIGHT BAR SYNDROME, none of these cars have been cops.
by Herbatron & Budathor January 11, 2009
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White people Syndrome

Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...

Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
After hearing about white people shenanigans...

I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
by Mr. AvocadoMan July 16, 2020
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