Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

by Shadowmog February 1, 2016

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Black Hot

Temperature when most people are still wearing light spring jackets and sweaters (spring, fall...), but SOME people (usually blacks) find it hot enough to wear flip-flops and booty shorts.

"Dude, is Devon crazy? Look at him wearing those shorts in this 60 degree weather!"

"It's not really cold, it's Black Hot."

by Tyrannosaurus Sex-Ay May 18, 2010

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Black Peniscock

Black Peniscock is my favorite type of cock. It's oversized and has chocolate flavor on the outside. But there's a special surprise on the inside with delicious creamy feeling.

"Fortnite Black Peniscock poggers."

by Your Mom Shlong April 20, 2021

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Black Miles

Perfection.

Holy fucking shit that was totally Black Miles in my ass.

by Buffet à Paris November 11, 2013

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A Big Black looking mother fucker (Rob & Big) with an outrageously large dick, can be a white man, Asian man (Ha yeah right), Black man it doesn't matter the race but must be fat and have a large dick, a horse cock if you will (WHERE MY SPARTACUS WATCHAS AT!) Yep that's all for this one...

Nicole "Man I bet hes a Black Gorilla!"

Dylan "A what?"

Nicole "Huh?... I didn't say anything..." (Mmmmmmmm)

by Lucian is Black April 8, 2015

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Black Kong

A black equivalent of king kong (used in the 70's-a period of black enpowerement.A black man who's "hip"-i.e. up on things-a word used to thwart Whitey's dominance in the golden sunny 70s the decade next to supreme court granting Blacks suffrage

All right,Mama,This ain't Whitey you're fooling with now.Say Hello to Black Kong-from Jill by Thomas St. Martin(1979)

by Sidney Lord Jones June 3, 2007

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