Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

parkerJH

Super Chill cute funny supports you in what you do. She likes picking up strangers at 12 at night and do activities with them. Kinda Weird. but overall an absolute 11 out of 10. :)

p1. Hey do you know parkerjh?
p2. yea

p1. you better stay inside your house at around 11:45
p2. why

p1. she'll kidknap ya

p2. ono I'm getting personal security.

by tundy September 20, 2020

Parkwad

Parkwad is someone found on the internet, that is a joy to have around. He is always welcome to help and support everyone no-matter what. Parkwad can be a bit of a nerd so watch out! The main issue of a Parkwad is that he comes and goes. You will meet Parkwad out of nowhere and then he will leave without a trace! If Parkwad is reading this, hi.
P.S. your dad jokes suck!

Person one: What is Parkwad doing?
Person two: Idk.
Parkwad: So get this, (insert something dumb)

by qwdqwadfqwaefwfe October 2, 2020

Parker

Very cool and gets all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES. Makes Miles his bitch.

See Miles over there... Yeah Miles is Parkers bitch.

by WAAAAAAHWAh October 7, 2020

Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020