snack my crack

An alternative to “eat my ass” an the like.

Person 1: “Hey, did not love that “Star Is Born” movie with Gaga?”

Me: Yeah, you and that movie can snack my crack.

by benevident March 4, 2019

my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

by hk zel March 9, 2019

Bends my bucket

When something is frustrating.

I spent two days on this painting and my teacher gave me a C! That really bends my bucket.

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 17, 2018

But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018

Blowing my crap

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019