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caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.
Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away
by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021
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second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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Proji-hands

When u unknowingly have a collection of random objects from multi-tasking various projects in your hands.
PERSON 1:"Hey baby, why do you have a death grip on a razor blade, a marble, a rock, a can of chew, glue, a piece of cheese, a paint brush, a snake & a blue marker?"
PERSON 2: "Wow! I didn't realize I had a case of the PROJI-HANDS?!"
by DiGiTaLnDiZkO September 20, 2021
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Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.
by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021
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handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
by Curious13 September 24, 2021
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axe hand morgan

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
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