A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

by keebey November 25, 2019

by Some random skid November 13, 2020

by The lord of the board. May 15, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
