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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
mugGet the never laid a hand on memug.

Hand Beef

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"
by TdogNite July 24, 2015
mugGet the Hand Beefmug.

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!
by anGelo68 May 25, 2016
mugGet the Beer-handedmug.

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation
They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...
by keebey November 25, 2019
mugGet the Hand in the egg toolboxmug.

Hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020
mugGet the Handmug.

latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.
Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.
mugGet the latch handmug.

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