Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile
Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Llama God

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.
I am definitely a Llama God.
by LlamaGodJenny January 07, 2020
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I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.
Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."
by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022
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I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.
You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!
by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023
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Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.
Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
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