ass hawk

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks

Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk

by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010

Swish Ass

Someone who wipes their ass, but notcompletely. When your ass starts to sweat, you leak the leftovers from your earlier dump

Man it's fucking hot outside, i got the worst case of swish ass ever

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

ass menagerie

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda

Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.

by Rave01 June 22, 2006

ass-klamp

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

by Jamboo August 29, 2006

ass ape

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.

My boss is a total ass ape.

by rob roy57 February 14, 2009

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Bitch Ass

A male who may be on the Down Low or acts like a Punk Not masculine, soft like a woman, whos Swag is weak.

Tyrone has some Bitch Ass ways.

by DesertBull November 21, 2011