ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

hoe book

The book, or manga usually, in front of other copies of the same book that is used to skim over or read through its contents. Often being overly bent or worn due to its use and the last one to be sold in favor of mint condition copies.

Damn it dude, I should've gotten here earlier, the last copy of this manga is the hoe book.

by username9876 February 19, 2024

Lee Valley Dutch Hoe

when you try to screw the little guy out of all his money.

I have a friend named Pat, and he's really getting the "lee valley dutch hoe" from a shitty tool company.

by Lee Valley July 29, 2025

man hoe

A man that has more that averages 1 girlfriend a month; does not always have to sleep with them; stephen caldwell

Don't be such a man hoe... who do you think you are.... stephen caldwell...

by jkhjghfgdfsd12 June 4, 2020

hoe

a gardening tool

"She used a hoe to break up the soil before planting the vegetable seeds."

by Harrysonten July 20, 2025

Hoe Ass

Skyler.

Skyler hoe ass slammed a dirty.

by Thebitchass November 27, 2019