An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.
I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.
by Mark Zergburger April 20, 2021
Get the Social interaction zombie mug.A zombie that is not content with eating flesh. Oh no. Gay zombies are out for only one thing, PENIS! Bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments...all signs of homosexual undead. Don't worry, though, a gay zombie won't bite you or rip you apart. They just give you hickeys. Yes, big fuckin' hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad's charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts bitching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the fuck up. That's a lot of flaming. Be prepared! Don't get bitten...err...kissed* by any gay zombies.
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*Gay zombie runs up on Vin and attacks him*
*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*
Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"
Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"
Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."
Aaron - "What?!"
Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."
Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"
*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*
Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.
*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*
Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*
*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*
Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"
Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"
Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."
Aaron - "What?!"
Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."
Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"
*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*
Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.
*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*
Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*
by ledgic117 September 21, 2009
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A face made when high in which the eyes are stuck in a lifeless stare and the mouth is open in an "O" shape.
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Get the Zombie Call mug.Used to describe a computer that has been compromised by a Hacker. Also refers to the Hacker who spends exorbitant amounts of time on the computer, resulting in a lack of sleep or contact with the outside world, making one look like a zombie. This definition is not for those who actually do meaningful work on their computers, but reserved for those "special" few who waste time and energy in a perpetual love affair with the internet and all that it has to offer such as: trying to learn from Porn, adding to UD, creeping on FB, and hacking to get free things/tests/answers.
Side effects include but not limited to: moodiness, hatred of the human race, multiple-extended-naps, mad-rush to complete late assignments, hunchback, and trollish outward appearance.
Tx: get off your computer, leave your shitty apartment, and get a Fucking Life ;)
Side effects include but not limited to: moodiness, hatred of the human race, multiple-extended-naps, mad-rush to complete late assignments, hunchback, and trollish outward appearance.
Tx: get off your computer, leave your shitty apartment, and get a Fucking Life ;)
A: Hey, is moo goo gai pan coming to the event?
B: No, he's a ZoMbHie and won't stop jacking off on his computer
B: No, he's a ZoMbHie and won't stop jacking off on his computer
by zoMbHieloveszoMbHie May 16, 2013
Get the ZoMbHie mug.Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008
Get the cake zombie mug.Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
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