A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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Get the Half Baked Wiener mug.A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.
“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
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Get the you burnt my wiener mug.When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
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Get the Wiener-snip-zel mug.I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
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