wiener club

an episode of unikitty that could have made it to tiktok if it didn’t come out 3 years prior its a cautionary tale for gen z minors

so basically this blue dog named prince puppycorn wants to become the ultimate glizzy gulper by joining a group of people called the wiener club (the word glizzy didn’t exist yet) his four mfs see him eating more than joey chestnut and warn him that if he keeps eating glizzies he will turn into one he eventually wins but now hes “glizzycorn” cause now hes 1000000000000x larger than your ordinary pp and now the wiener club wants to shove him up their assholes lol im not explaining the whole thing go watch it yourself
ex. 1: “you need to watch wiener club so you can stop eating so much bad food”
ex. 2: “i wish i could watch the nathan’s hot dog competition but damn wiener club is better”
by originalbarnes3030 December 06, 2023
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Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
by LyassacheckList October 21, 2023
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Wiener Hang

Wiener Hang is when a mans meat works its way out of the slip in his boxers and rests up against the zipper usually resulting with a very uncomfortable feeling. can lead to rash.
The boy's severe wiener hang caused him to run awkwardly to second base during the baseball game. All the parents pointed and laughed
by Mr. xtra ordinary June 04, 2009
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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017
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burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up
“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 22, 2025
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