Wienered

Wieners all over the front lawn.

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!

by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013

Wienered

The action of putting a hotdog in someone’s pant’s pocket while they are distracted.

“Did you see those left over hotdogs?”
“Yeah, Jim wienered Ron. Look at his left pocket!”

by Gonzolinguist October 09, 2022

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 01, 2017

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by October 14, 2020

Wiener Check

A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.

Nia: "Hey, isn't Annie a level 15 wizard?"
Jay: "Nah, she failed her wiener check."

by sooo many March 27, 2022

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 12, 2017

wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 03, 2021