by Mr. Nobody June 4, 2017
Get the ripping wedgie mug.First you find your nerd. Then you grab their underwear, lift them, and take them to the flagpole. Once there tie the flagpole rope through the underwear leg holes and lift to the top. This is the best to make them suffer
So as a proud bully I have hung many a nerd by their underwear There are two stories though that are my favorite
The first was a nerd named Devon. You see Devon was a nerd that literally no one cares about. So one day of my senior year I decided to offer him a ride back to his home. He accepted and the second that he got in I shoved a used jock strap in his face. The smell knocked him out. I drove him over to this abandoned summer camp my parents bought for me to own and possibly renovate (never). I stripped him to his tighty whities and gave him the flagpole wedgie. He cried like a bitch and since that day, every day, I go back to feed him. His underwear is his bathroom so it is bad. Yes he’s still hanging. There’s still a missing persons case out for him. These extra strength briefs are the best! Hahahaha
The second was Willy. On my freshman year I wanted to prove I was cool so I took this nerdy senior and gave him a flagpole wedgie. Sadly his underwear was weak. He ripped and fell 20 feet down.. poor Willy..
The first was a nerd named Devon. You see Devon was a nerd that literally no one cares about. So one day of my senior year I decided to offer him a ride back to his home. He accepted and the second that he got in I shoved a used jock strap in his face. The smell knocked him out. I drove him over to this abandoned summer camp my parents bought for me to own and possibly renovate (never). I stripped him to his tighty whities and gave him the flagpole wedgie. He cried like a bitch and since that day, every day, I go back to feed him. His underwear is his bathroom so it is bad. Yes he’s still hanging. There’s still a missing persons case out for him. These extra strength briefs are the best! Hahahaha
The second was Willy. On my freshman year I wanted to prove I was cool so I took this nerdy senior and gave him a flagpole wedgie. Sadly his underwear was weak. He ripped and fell 20 feet down.. poor Willy..
by Bullybro March 11, 2018
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When you or someone grabs your or someone else's underwear and pulls up sharply. Usually done by boxer kids on brief wearers like me.
by Briefboy June 28, 2008
Get the wedgie mug.That extremely annoying thing that your gran does when she grabs your cheek and shakes it and says you're cute etc...
Also a version where smeone holds your mouth open, spurts in it and does the same action with both cheeks
Also a version where smeone holds your mouth open, spurts in it and does the same action with both cheeks
Gran- Oh James, you've grown so much
James- ok Gran, just don't wuggie me
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*Fred turns up to class with a huge red mark on his cheek*
Rich- dude, you and your girl have a fight?
Fred- na, I just went to a party, passed out and got wuggied
Rich- OWNED!
Teacher- Rich, Detention
Rich- shit:(
James- ok Gran, just don't wuggie me
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*Fred turns up to class with a huge red mark on his cheek*
Rich- dude, you and your girl have a fight?
Fred- na, I just went to a party, passed out and got wuggied
Rich- OWNED!
Teacher- Rich, Detention
Rich- shit:(
by Bigsharn February 25, 2008
Get the Wuggie mug.In basketball, when the ball gets stuck (or wedged) between the rim and the backboard. Often times, a wedgie stops play as a referee or player must dislodge the ball from this position.
Announcer 1: "The shot goes up and.... oh he missed it! Now the ball is stuck between the rim and the backboard."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
by BigNick842 January 31, 2014
Get the Wedgie mug.When I was around 8 years old my brothers gave me a hanging wedgie on our bunk bed and left to eat dinner. I was wearing tighty whities so it hurt more. When they got back, they took me down and let me eat.
by MPBOS September 6, 2014
Get the Hanging wedgie mug.A degrading prank performed by socially inept, infantile idiots who think it will make them seem more "manly" and who have no other skills to what they perceive as "impressing" people.
These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
Dude, remember when Jimmy gave John an atomic wedgie back in high school, last I heard was Jimmy is in prison and John is doing well with a nice house and a smoking hot wife.
(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!
Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!
Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
by Crisb1 August 28, 2015
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