Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

Wear all white

From 1998 - 2009, Sean Combs (A.K.A. P. Diddy), hosted White Parties. These were extravagant, celebrity-filled annual events with an all white dress code. The events experienced extreme public scrutiny when Diddy was accused of numerous allegations related to sexual misconduct in 2024.

"Yo, I tapped in with bro. Says we have to wear all white for the party."

"No Diddy though?"

by SOSA SZN October 8, 2025

Wear all white

From 1998 - 2009, Sean Combs (A.K.A. P. Diddy), hosted White Parties. These were extravagant, celebrity-filled annual events with an all white dress code. The events experienced extreme public scrutiny when Diddy was accused of numerous allegations related to sexual misconduct in 2024.

"Yo, I tapped in with bro. Says we have to wear all white for the party."

"No Diddy though?"

by SOSA SZN October 8, 2025

Wear Your Words

ALSO something this website never shuts up about.

person 1: “oh look he’s got the ‘Wear your words’ shirt!”
person 2: “speak of the devil…”

by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024