When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016
Get the urban wastemug. by freevageeter May 4, 2017
Get the Waste Watermug. when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted
by noggoblin95 December 21, 2010
Get the nog wastedmug. by definitionerer December 14, 2017
Get the Mad Wastemug. When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
Get the Sober Wastedmug. A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.
(ugly person walks by)
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
by Fattybob June 6, 2010
Get the Waste Gashmug. by ZeroCool096 March 5, 2011
Get the Sugar Wastedmug.