by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014
Get the Vest Wanker mug.Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders
by Mr Skint May 16, 2016
Get the lycra wanker mug.A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
Get the Wankers Crisps mug.the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
Get the burberrious wankerous mug.Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
by Buckers June 11, 2014
Get the Gym Wanker mug.Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
Get the Wanker Sore mug.A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012
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