Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."
by Janky Mary July 26, 2021
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Olympian's Wake

The #1 CW Clan big clan
qyv: Dude you should join Olympian's Wake
shvra: I fought Floyd Mayweather
My cum jar: *spills*
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Olympian's Wake

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self
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Wakes

Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe
Wakes a pro.
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Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.
Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."
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wake-keeping

Wake-keeping involves family and friends keeping watch over the body of the dead person, usually in the home of the deceased.

While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.
My mother's wake-keeping service is set on the 4th of this month.
by 0xDamian February 10, 2023
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Wake & Cake

Wake & Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake & Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews,half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's EL Don the tagger (graffiti artist), says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake & Cake.
by jasdizzller April 13, 2014
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