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Vanilla Fappuccino

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.
by Mike M. September 17, 2014
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Vanilla Milkshake

Jizzing in someone's asshole and then sucking it out with a straw to then drip it on their face
Jason gave Vinny a Vanilla Milkshake when he heard he was talking shit
by Assnoodles September 3, 2016
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vanilla reacharound

When a man jerks off and spreads the jizz on his own hand, and then proceeds to reach around the other man from behind and jerks him off.
"Dude last night the old neighbor across the street said he was gonna give me a Vanilla reacharound, what does that mean?"
by Aresgow98 November 24, 2016
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Queen Vanilla

Well Queen Vanilla ruled in her fantasy kindgom over 20 years.She was the most loved queen the world have ever had!And how couldnt she be?She was the most beautiful girl you had ever seen. Every feature that she possesed were engraved in your mind from the second you laid eyes on her. Vanilla was not limited to just physical features, her personality was equally as beautiful.
You wondered how it is that a person this extraordinary could ever exist, but found yourself just appreciating the fact that she existed, and even better yet, that she ruled you as a queen.
That's Queen Vanilla,best girl ever.And now,she is for real,ruling not her fantasy kindgom,but a boy's heart.And that boy knows,that no matter where he searches,he will never find another girl like her
Stranger: hey man,who is dis smoking hawt girl on the screen?
Billy: That's Queen Vanilla,the love of my life
Stranger: Whatever romantic douchebag,you should rly bang her,she's so sexyyyy,dayumn!
by Billicious xD September 26, 2010
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Vanilla Punk

Fake, tries to portray themselves as something they are not, such as: Tyler Willis.
Like when a guy tries to impress everyone acting as though he is a hard ass when in all reality he couldn't stand up to a fly!!
by Heather Coe November 27, 2003
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Vanilla Cricket

A nigger girl that loves white males- AS
Hey! That nigger down the street's a vanilla cricket! She's always hitting on me and my friends.
by It's Thirtyfour July 26, 2014
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double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.
1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"
by Mal-1 December 31, 2007
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