Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.

Valentine is a name

by Valoche November 22, 2021

Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 6, 2020

Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.

Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

Gycella Valentine

Extremely gorgeous, and sexyy Victoria secret model

Gycella Valentine is very gorgeous

by alexacdra efrom November 22, 2021

Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."

by Zsophia February 12, 2014

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022