vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.

My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.

by Darryl Cartrip June 7, 2019

vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla June 16, 2016

Vacation

A cocktail consisting of Fresca, Bombay Sapphire gin, and a splash of lime juice on the rocks in a tumbler.

Dude, the beach is perfect and look at all this sweet poontang! I can’t believe I’m finally on vacation!

Hey ladies? How about a vacation on your vacation?

by Mr. Deplorable June 4, 2022

vacation dick

A dick larger than the average six of dick in your area when someone is on vacation.

Ashley: how was vacation?
Brittany: great, I got so much vacation dick.

by Juanpanlo8996 June 3, 2016

vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.

"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."

by TinaRW June 16, 2008