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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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Cum Union

An Orgy.
David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023
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Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.
I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!
by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025
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The Soviet Union

The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness
by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022
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Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.
by Teamster954 March 26, 2021
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The Computer Union

A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.

They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
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westminster student union

Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.
Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.
by Uniontingz February 26, 2020
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