A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
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It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023
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